"A unique tale by a fresh voice in horror."
-Tracey Fleming "The Written Universe"
FILIPINO VAMPIRE

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Thursday, November 20, 2014

All of my books are free to download

Aloha, boils and ghouls. All of my books are free to download at your favorite e-book stores. If a book on Amazon isn't free, let them know of the error. Or go to Smashwords.com for a quick and easy download. Enjoy!

Get them here: https://www.smashwords.com/profile/view/raymhensley

Saturday, June 7, 2014

Cutthroat Vampire: 4-Book Set



Horror! Fantasy! Dark humor! All in one book. Includes: Filipino Vampire, Cutthroat Heroes, Ghost City, Aloha Mannequins, and a preview of Transdolphin (aka The Weredolphin).

Filipino Vampire
A popular monster from the Philippines, known as an aswang, terrorizes the island of Oahu. It's up to one little girl to put a stop to the beast's reign of panic. A dark fantasy novella.

Cutthroat Heroes
Are you lonely? At Cutthroat Heroes, we can cure your wretchedness by injecting a “love ghost” into the heart of that special someone and make them fall in love with you. Call your local priest today for details! (A fantasy comedy novella.)

Ghost City
Trapped on an island of ghosts, a surviving zombie hunter writes about his early training days, his stint as an exorcist, and run-ins with a gangster Pope. A horror comedy novella.

Aloha Mannequins
Hawaii has its secrets. From goth clubs to insane dolphin activists that wear full-body dolphin suits, Aloha Mannequins will open the eyes of any tourist. A dark comedy novella.

Transdolphin (preview)
Noah's Ark has never been found...until now. Inside the colossal boat, an archaeologist discovers the power of an ancient creature that could finally rid Oahu of law-breaking werewolves. A horror comedy novel.

Saturday, May 31, 2014

I tried writing Erotica

...because it's (currently) the most popular genre, and I failed. Not because I didn't make money, because I kinda-sorta did, but because I wasn't inspired, at all, while writing it. No fun. Just dead writing. A corpse book.

That short story took me weeks to write. I just wasn't into it. Unlike horror comedy, erotica just isn't my passion. In terms of future success, I keep telling myself that trends change. One day my genre could take off. It's just a question of when. Erotica wasn't always the #1 genre it is now. Remember when Stephen King made horror big? Or what Harry Potter did for kids books? All genres get their day....

When I wrote that short erotic tale (unpublished now), it felt like I had sold my soul. As if I had wasted a special something that God -- or the Universe, or whatever you wanna call it -- gave that makes me different from everyone else.

Wednesday, May 28, 2014

Zombie Hunter's Bible PLUS: 4-Book Set


Available at http://www.amazon.com/dp/B00JP0V1R2

NOOK store: http://tinyurl.com/7763laq

This 4-book set makes the perfect gift for readers that enjoy their horror with a slash of humor. Includes "How I Met Barbara The Zombie Hunter", "Get Kilt: A Zombie Pill", "Sweat Zombies", "The Zombie Hunter's Bible", and a preview of "Transdolphin (aka The Weredolphin)".

How I Met Barbara The Zombie Hunter
Yes, there are zombies, even in Hawaii. A foolish, lonely writer learns this the hard way from a beautiful woman who claims to be a hunter of the living dead. (Note to self: Next time, when a stranger on the internet wants to see you, just say no.) A horror comedy novelette.

Get Kilt: A Zombie Pill
An energy pill called Kilt turns the elderly into overactive, dangerous zombies. Time for the walking dead to Get Kilt. A horror comedy novella.

Sweat Zombies
A lovesick alcoholic joins a fitness center and gets more than he paid for. Pain, sweat, tears, zombies....No one said getting over depression would be easy. A horror comedy novelette.

The Zombie Hunter's Bible
A horror comedy novella. (Editor's Note: Information contained within these pages is for entertainment purposes only. Please do not murder people because they have been bitten by "zombies".)

Transdolphin (preview)
Noah's Ark has never been found...until now. Inside the colossal boat, an archaeologist discovers the power of an ancient creature that could finally rid Oahu of law-breaking werewolves. A horror comedy novel.

Thursday, February 6, 2014

FREE books: 'Sweat Zombies', 'Cutthroat Heroes', and 'Ghost City'

FREE books for around 2 months. Available at B&N and iTunes. For Kindle owners, download at Smashwords. Enjoy!

Sweat Zombies

A lovesick alcoholic joins a fitness center and gets more than he paid for. Pain, sweat, tears, zombies....No one said getting over depression would be easy. A horror-comedy novelette.

Cutthroat Heroes

A mysterious company called Cutthroat Heroes can cure your loneliness by injecting a “love ghost” into the heart of that special someone and make him (or her, or them, or it) fall in love with you. A fantasy-comedy novella. 

Ghost City

Trapped on an island of ghosts, a surviving zombie hunter writes about his early training days, his stint as an exorcist, and run-ins with a gangster Pope. A horror-comedy novella. 


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Saturday, January 25, 2014

Giving KDP Select a 2nd try

Sorry, NOOK and iPad readers. My books will be unavailable until my little Amazon experiment is over. If you don't already know, I have to make my books available only on the Kindle to participate in the Select program.

Will report soon!